1. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp!
2. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
3. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.
4. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me kit-tea error messages!
5. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs!
6. A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
7. I asked the programmer why he was making his code so pretty, he said it was for the 'gram!
8. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
9. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it!
10. What's a programmer's favorite hangout place? The Foo Bar.
I hope these brought a smile to your face!
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